At that point my wife said "I've got to blow the dog." (Not like THAT you sick...sick...readers.)
A blower is like a reverse vacuum that blows air at a high speed at room temperature so you can literally blow the water out of a dogs coat without drying out the hair or skin with the heated air of a human hair dryer.
Well, I took the hose in one hand and my camera in the other... aimed them both at my face and hit the switch. The psuedo-jowler results can be seen below. (I like the third one best.) MCF and others should have a field day with these.
Next up... taking a picture of my face while sticking my head out of the sunroof of my vehicle at a high rate of speed.
