Perilous week III

MCF's Perilous! 2.III
Welcome to the halfway mark of five new editions of MCF's Perilous! Like our last edition, this too will have ten answers.

MCF's Perilous! is a quiz in reverse. You will have one week to come up with the corresponding questions and post them on your blogs, leaving a link to your post in the comments below. Next week, I'll reveal the questions I was thinking of, along with everyone's scores.

Points carry over from one installment to the next, and after five rounds the person with the most points can redeem them for a “prize”. Every five rounds, the scores reset, and a new winner could potentially gain a piece of the Mysterious master prize. Here's our current scoring system:

1 pt=each question
2 pts=each question that matches MCF's
-1 pt=any sentences not in question form, or forgetting a question mark
15 pts=Bonus for the Best Question

Will you face the perils below and attain the maximum points possible? Here are the next 10 answers:

1. That’s much too long.
When asked to measure an inchworm, what was said to MCF when he tried to use his index finger?

2. Using a nail and surprising simian-like agility.
How did MCF get his first unintentionl body piercing?

3. “Not the bang!”
When MCF tried to belt out some Ricky Martin at the kareoke bar what did the patronage yell?

4. A job.
What did they tell him to keep?

5. Forget anyone else is there.
Why, oh why did he try to sing that song?

6. Because he’s so dark and likes dirty laundry.
What are the two main reasons Rey's wife loves him so much?

7. Two wheels.
While driving to lunch behind b13's car what did MCF see b13 ride on to narrowly avoid a curb?

8. He might not.
When Harry asked if I would recover from the near miss what was MCF's response?

9. It’s the first gig of the season.
Why will MCF be busting out his horn this weekend?

10. At a student art exhibit in college.
Where will MCF be bustin' a move and getting on his groove?